Gpigz and Girls Aloud rock!!

Find me at this new address!

gpigz09 — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:12:35 +0000

http://aspicayune.wordpress.com/

Formspring

gpigz09 — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 16:25:52 +0000

I decided to have one just coz it’s so cute! Form. Spring. Haha. I doubt I’m ever gonna get a question coz I’ve few friends but it’s cool.

http://www.formspring.me/AspenSanyu

Now what?

gpigz09 — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 12:19:27 +0000

Exact question I’ll ask myself. What do I want in my life? It’s always the same. I want something real bad, get it, only to have a new request, and probably just in the form of superficial gratification. Greed.

It’s a matter of perspective. Look at the peasants in China. They’re poor but you see them laughing all right, nary a worry of what’s in hold for them tomorrow. Many are not supposedly as “blessed” as I am. I don’t have monetary woes, look decent, am smart [fcking lazy though], get almost anything I want, yet this feeling of emptiness threatens to engulf me all the time. A life is a cruel thing. It’s granted to you regardless of choice and it unravels randomly with hardly anything meaningful. For many, it’s filled with hardships, disappointment and tears.

I’ve to put an end to this obnoxious habit of mine. I cannot keep demanding for everything and satiate my most superficial and some might say, silly, of needs. I need a purpose. One that makes the rest of life easier to transverse, without the sickening feeling that I’m getting nothing done and just being another being on this overcrowded planet till the day I die.

Messy Little Raindrops

gpigz09 — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 08:49:54 +0000

I’ll review Cheryl Cole’s sophomore effort [bought it, duh I'm entitled to listen to the leak], which from the first listen totally shits over 3 Words!!

Promise This: First single, and rightfully so. Fucking catchy even if the French intro is probably mispronounced. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from sounding despondent to exhilarating to schmaltzy. Beyond amazing.
10/10

Yeah Yeah: Steady song, having a few really unexpected moments which sees Cheryl hitting high notes. It suffers, unfortunately, from a lack of tune and the song really tapers off greatly after the misleading intro.
8.5/10

Live Tonight: In my opinion, possibly the worst song on the album. Sounds frail mostly, almost like a discount of second single 3 Words from the first album. The mysterious dee-di-dum-dum chipping in along with Will-i-am hardly helps.
5/10

The Flood: A distinct Tedder production, the second single from Messy Little Raindrops is enjoyable but Cheryl’s voice does not suit, in their own words, an “enormo-ballad”; the chorus leaves much to be desired.
7/10

Amnesia: Too random for my liking. It has no particular hook apart from the rather annoying “You should be..” parts which somehow does not work for me. Weak song.
5.5/10

Everyone: Background beat is really refreshing. Cheryl sounds grating on certain parts of this song, however.
6.5/10

Raindrops: The best ballad here in my opinion, also featuring the album title lyrically. Cheryl sounds divine here, possibly the only song which pushes her to the very limit of her voice.
9/10

Hummingbird : Saccharine overload alert. Otherwise, this song is really just delightful throughout, especially with the innovative drawn-out chorus.
8.5/10

Better To Lie: Entrancing song, with many hooks generously scattered throughout the song. The shrill whistle-registeresque sound in the background greatly compliments Cheryl’s soulful chorus.
9/10

Let’s Get Down : Fastest song on the album, and features Cheryl rapping!! Bloody catchy and hilarious, tongue-in-cheek kinda way. It can do with a shorter intro though.
9.5/10

Happy Tears: A ballad about the cheating asshole Ashley Cole. Not nearly quite as good as the other singles here.
7/10

Waiting: Closing song, and with a very good reason! Waiting is surreal, like something right out of a Disney film. It samples Carlton’s A Thousand Miles and combined with a synchronous background beat, sounds almost unbelievable when Cheryl brings in her heart-pumping chorus.
9.5/10

Hazy day

gpigz09 — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 12:18:24 +0000

5am this morn, Barcelona secured victory over Copenhagen. I wasn’t too delighted even then becoz none [of the goals] were from Villa. Went to sleep, got a pitiful 3.5 hours before being awakened by my bro. Hailed a cab and went home from friend’s house.

Worried a little about the later part of the day. Noticed the sky was hazy, a halcyon yet smothering kinda grey, wasn’t too pleased. Then it happened. Just happened like that.

Managed a frail smile. Maybe hazy days are my days after all, a lucky charm, bestowed upon an earthling such as myself suffering hitherto in a star-crossed era.

Walk a mile in my shoes…

gpigz09 — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 14:06:53 +0000

My life seems great. It is, except that I really do have many things as well to worry about. I need to make many decisions, weigh their risks and decide for myself exactly what is in hold for me next. Contrary to popular belief, I’m actually receptive to forging new friendships. But if my “friends” are gonna be backstabbing, hypocritical and spiteful bitches, might as well have none. My tally of friends is shocking but at least the few of them are all great people; people I know will help me next time if something horrific unbeknownst to me occurs. Since probably no one still reads this, I’ll leave this as it is.

P.S To my creator, fuck you, and you’re gonna be very sorry indeed. I promise, in about a few months or so.

Patience, my friend…

gpigz09 — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 13:26:09 +0000

…for your day will come. Oh yeah.

Waiting

gpigz09 — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 04:59:11 +0000

As always.

Well, what can I say?

gpigz09 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:56:46 +0000

Had a great time hitherto. Yepp…

Haiz

gpigz09 — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:14:04 +0000

Alas…

Coz if this works…

gpigz09 — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:57:09 +0000

…I’ll be eternally grateful, to whoever my higher celestial being is =)))

So please, help me will ya?

Fuck it.

gpigz09 — Sat, 29 May 2010 15:32:00 +0000

I’m sick. Sick of the coming two years of mental decay. Sick of not being able to get what I want.

Yeah, I may be spoilt, but is it my fault, really? It’s been a great life hitherto; all these shit suddenly, I just can’t take it.

I feel depressed. I’m actually trying to find a reputed psychologist. My outlook on life must change.

Grr I feel mentally unwell…

gpigz09 — Wed, 19 May 2010 13:35:31 +0000

I’ve always tried to deny having any sort of problem with regards to my mental health but the more I think about it, the more I feel that I DO have problems that require attention from a skilled [trust me, I've been through many crappy ones before, and they're utterly hilarious!!] psychologist. I’m almost 100% sure I have a mild bipolar disorder of sort. I mean, I vacillate extremely quickly among feeling depressed, furious and euphoric. It doesn’t even make much sense in any other way. I do recall many a times the sudden urge to engage in something ridiculous [shan't mention here] and my mood swings. Also, I often end up evaluating myself, either feeling very superior or inferior to others as a result. In fact, a quick checklist of symptoms for both the mania and depression phases of bipolar disorder has convinced me [what I'm experiencing recently are bolded and italicized]:

*****

Depression

The feeling of depression is something we all experience from time to time. It can even help us to recognise and deal with problems in our lives

but

in clinical depression or bipolar disorder, the feeling of depression is worse. It goes on for longer and makes it difficult or impossible to deal with the normal things of life. If you become depressed, you will notice some of these changes:

Emotional

* feelings of unhappiness that don’t go away
* feeling that you want to burst into tears for no reason
* losing interest in things
* being unable to enjoy things
* feeling restless and agitated
* losing self-confidence
* feeling useless, inadequate and hopeless
* feeling more irritable than usual
* thinking of suicide

Thinking

* can’t think positively or hopefully
* finding it hard to make even simple decisions
* difficulty in concentrating

Physical

* losing appetite and weight
* difficulty in getting to sleep
* waking earlier than usual
* feeling utterly tired
* constipation

Behaviour

* difficulty in starting or completing things – even everyday chores
* crying a lot – or feeling like you want to cry, but not being able to
* avoiding contact with other people.

Mania

Mania is an extreme sense of well-being, energy and optimism. It can be so intense that it affects your thinking and judgement. You may believe strange things about yourself, make bad decisions, and behave in embarrassing, harmful and – occasionally – dangerous ways.

Like depression, it can make it difficult or impossible to deal with life in an effective way. A period of mania can affect both relationships and work.

When it isn’t so extreme, it is called ‘hypomania’.

If you become manic, you may notice that you are:

Emotional

* very happy and excited
* irritated with other people who don’t share your optimistic outlook
* feeling more important than usual

Thinking

* full of new and exciting ideas
* moving quickly from one idea to another
* hearing voices that other people can’t hear

Physical

* full of energy
* unable or unwilling to sleep

Behaviour

* making plans that are grandiose and unrealistic
* very active, moving around very quickly
* behaving unusually
* talking very quickly – other people may find it hard to understand what you are talking about
* making odd decisions on the spur of the moment, sometimes with disastrous consequences
* recklessly spending your money
* over-familiar or recklessly critical with other people
* less inhibited in general

*****

Then there’s the dream thing. I swear, for the last 4-5 years or more, I cannot recall having a delightful dream; it’s always either nightmares or no dreams at all. I’d always wanted to see a psychologist for this, to explain it, but felt silly most of the time when the urges persisted. Hell, come to think of it, I should really do something about this, I even occasionally have night terrors, can you imagine!?

I don’t know if friends can alleviate such problems, but try as I might, there just seems to be no one out there perfect enough for me. It’s pretty damn ironic, considering I’ve all sorts of socially-deemed “flawed” traits; unabashedly, I actually pride myself on having them. They’re what define me, along with all my other idiosyncrasies, without which, I’ll be just another soul on the streets.

HAHAHA LOL!!

gpigz09 — Tue, 11 May 2010 13:36:38 +0000

I’ve never found those mock motivational posters funny until I saw this:

THEN THIS:

LOL.

I’m such a poor thing =(

gpigz09 — Tue, 11 May 2010 06:28:49 +0000

I’m sick!! Oh wells at least no mundane shit.

Today, when Do It Well appeared on my playlist, I could only remember how talented Jennifer Lopez was in The Back Up Plan.

It’s about the best song from that period of time!!

Need a deal

gpigz09 — Mon, 03 May 2010 06:27:14 +0000

Sighz I’m feeling down coz I really really wanna get a nosejob but my parents deemed it ridiculous that I wanna alter any part of myself and also stated the price as something I’ve to earn for [isn't necessarily literal]. Now I’m thinking about getting the cash from insurance; you see, there’s this educational insurance thingy, a small sum that they pay for monthly, and somehow when I’m 21 we’ll get 50 grands automatically!! Yeah, I know counting inflation and everything over the past nearly two decades will offset most of the “profits” but there’s still quite a lot left. That had better go to me!!

Hi there I read books!!

gpigz09 — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:01:38 +0000

It’s been fucking boring for the last few days mainly coz there’s absolutely nothing to do except to stone for 9 hours. Fuck the allocation efficiency.

ANYWAY, the boredom got the better of me and I decided to *gasp* read!! Serious!! I’d better enrich myself else I’ll languish and degenerate for the next two years. At least I don’t have to stay in or execute any sort of physical errand.

In addition to sleeping and reading, I’ve often gone back to thinking where to further my studies. I mean the outcome’s the same, but do I like Aus or UK better? Besides, many more factors to consider, such as the cost of living, weather, accessibility to performers of liking, people, distance from campus to city area, blah blah. It’s frankly overwhelming just thinking about this.

Urgh I can imagine myself in a soliloquy, blonde-haired with blue eyes, weighing all the pros and cons of the two locations. Great, NS has made me insane.

Nobody deserves hell

gpigz09 — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 14:17:53 +0000

Like seriously. Initially I rejoiced in a rather depraved manner that the people of higher PES are gonna get so much hell on that fucking island of doom but now that I’ve been through a mere 5 days of it, I genuinely think no one deserves this. It’s totally horrendous becoz:

1) Food sucks!! To me, at least. Hell knows what it tasted like before it has been “improved”…

2) Toilets are dirtier than sticking your dick into all the shit in the world. They’re fucking filthy becoz area cleaning is the only time they get cleaned. By the very people who can’t keep it clean in the first place. Or shit at the shower place. Enough said.

3) Bunkmates can be fucking annoying. I’m not gonna go on about this but I really really really cannot stand a few people, and I’m betting it’s reciprocal.

4) Higher-ranking people with fucking attitude probs. I know it’s army and all, BUT, there ARE nice sergeants, and why can’t all of them be like them? So much for respect.

Anyone who believes he has learned something at the end of it all is blatantly lying through his teeth…

Huzzah!!

gpigz09 — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 06:18:25 +0000

I think I look better than I thought in a cap, but that’s not the reason I’m happy. That, we must thank nature.

Thank you for the constant earthquakes you bring unto China. Let more die for payback to all the unfortunate and poor animals tortured to death in that defiled piece of filthy land.

To digress, I’m honestly excited about the prospect of driving soon. I’ve learned quite a lot and I’ll say there are hardly a few lessons left before I take and [hopefully] pass my practical test. In fact, I think there’s only parallel parking to learn and it’s practice, practice and PRACTICE!!

Obviously, my parents are quite hesitant about letting me try it out on our cars. Well, not only is it technically illegal, they warned me that the size of their cars would be overwhelming compared to the instructor’s and I would be unable to make the huge junction turn somewhere halfway between my house and Leisure Park. First one, maybe. Second one, HELL TO THE NO!? Please, I’m more than competent to do any type of turns now.

Gabriella did it again!!

gpigz09 — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 13:21:39 +0000

Ten is omgfuckingkillme imba nice!! That I fell in love with her debut effort is already a shocker seeing how I usually can’t stand Anastacia-type voice songs but this!! It just goes to show she’s a talented bitch with musical longevity.

And the album cover is whoa, I mean it’s difficult to think of Gab as a smokin’ hot succubus:

In any case, like with most albums I can be bothered with, a review from moi the discerning!!

Boys- 10/10

It’s like total ear sex!! Best song on album hands down. Nothing beats a killer intro followed by hilariously entertaining lyrics!!

Defender- 8/10

Best ballad here. Good catch for those who yearn for Lessons To Be Learned- the ’10 mashup but otherwise, nothing too noteworthy.

Glue- 5/10

Kinda redundant and dreary. This album has no place for a song like this.

Hearts Don’t Like- 6.5/10

This song irks me in the sense that Gab bit off more than she could chew; it’s kinda aimless and just throws in this regrettably insincere hook.

Invisible Girl- 6.5/10

Slightly annoying and not even that catchy. A failed attempt at going uptempo.

Let Me Know- 6/10

A retro sounding soul/pop lovechild, it could easily be mistaken as a song on Sugababes’ Catfights And Spotlights, which isn’t great, by the way.

Love Me Cos You Want To- 7/10

The saving grace here lies in the random spine-chilling cries Gabriella does intermittently.

On A Mission- 9.5/10

The first single off this sophomore masterpiece, and rightfully so. In typical Xenomania fashion [think Girls Aloud] this song pushes the boundaries of many genres, managing to fuse them all unprecedentedly to beguile a listener; hooks aplenty.

Robots- 7.5/10

Oh my fucking god. This IS Untouchable from Girls Aloud. The reference to robots, the wispy crooning throughout the song, its electronic effects… WOW…

Superhot- 10/10

A sick song with Gabriella fully harnessing her voice, proving once again she’s able to hit all sorts of notes. The allure is simply indescribable.

Superman- 8/10

Surely, you’d think, another song starting with super right after will only disappoint especially since its predecessor’s perfect. Wrong. Not only does it show I’ve the ability to like ballads, it’s the most hilarious song in my opinion due to my initial mishearing of its lyrics!!

Sweet About Me (2010)- 10/10

With its immense airplay internationally, you’d think it’s unwise to attune the omnipotent heavily ad-featured Sweet About Me to Ten’s theme coz it should just be left the way it is. I’ll say fuck you. This is pure genius, doing what I’ve only hoped for in my dreams, that is, giving Sweet About Me a fresher theme!!

What If You Knew- 5.5/10

Bad song choice to wrap up this album. Albeit being upbeat as it is, she seems lost and disconcerting here with her voice almost sounding strained and tired from recording the earlier songs. This, and the horrendous fact that a silly christmas jingle is interjected every now and then totally ruins it for me!!

Overall, on average, the album is deduced to be 7.65/10. Believe me, this is imba by my standard, coz most songs fail immediately when they fall into the ballad-category. Frankly, the gems on this masterpiece deserve a separate EP on their own.

Girl makes me wanna wank!!

gpigz09 — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:40:43 +0000

Seriously though, she’s so hot it oughtta be a crime!!

Can’t believe fucking tools like Assley still wanna cheat…

How ironic, Assley should be the one singing this, Promise I made, promise I made, starting to fade, starting to fade [coz I wanna have a gazillion mistresses!!]…

Manz totally feel nostalgic hearing Girls Aloud’s cover of I’ll Stand By You. Far better than any others I’ve heard.

Oh no it’s all so true!!

gpigz09 — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 15:54:43 +0000

During dinner today at 豆花饭庄 or whatever that rather posh Sichuan restaurant is called, my bro quizzed me with a valid question, that is, whether I’m constantly trying to maintain or shed my weight all in the name of Cheryl worship. And I was like, “Yeah.”, to which he said matter-o-factly, “Isn’t that kinda stupid?”

That actually made me realize it’s so true!! It was Paris before Cheryl. Both are hot gals that have enviable petite frames and faces that make you wanna laugh at all the other butt-ugly swines around yourself. Tell me then, is it not understandable that I may just wanna lose a teensy few pounds? Or take advantage of the fact I’ve thankfully some redeemable features [I'm NOT in any way saying I'm good-looking, just saying I've double eyelids, a high nose bridge, not too small eyes, am fair and not totally that yellow] enough for me to courageously westernize my appearance? An embodiment of the very essence of superficiality and “unwelcome” western influence, perhaps, but who are others to judge? A crime to enhance my appearance and invigorate myself with new-found confidence? I think not. In fact, fuck it, I’ve never even had the guts to take photos of myself black-haired and chinky all; how dare others outside judge me and throw me dirty looks for an entitlement I ought to possess since the day I was born. Sure, go ahead if you wanna look like piss [majority of asians] and not do anything about it while criticizing those that wanna better themselves. Hell, if you think you actually look good you’re probably fucking delusional unless you’re Edison Chen or something.

This is in no way directed against my bro. If anything, he made me realize that you aren’t necessarily someone stupid for being besotted with caucasian idols. Oh c’mon I’m smarter in more ways than you think.

Then again, you know what, like I give a flying fuck? LOL!!

What the?

gpigz09 — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 08:24:29 +0000

“你看好就行了，那个kerb对不对，在第三个半，不可以四arh!! 黑白黑白的，才turn full left or right, 很容易的，听我的就不会minus四分…”

-foul-mouthed coach of mine

Wow thank you for such words of wisdom!! So easy to pinpoint and execute all these, all while checking my surroundings, making sure my car is perpendicular to the lot and realizing that just about any tiny mistake warrants a fail!!

I’d prefer a rock to demarcate the point at which I should start. Though I’m pretty sure if I fail it’s due to my callous road manners more than anything else!!

And finally, LOVE THIS! It’s like a big FUCK YOU to ASSLEY!! Hope Chelsea or wdvz loses in everything!!

Girl is zillion times better without that fucktard!! Sighz Cheryl allegedly weighs only 38 [!] kg, I feel like some fucking fatass!! Manz she always looks hot.

Sometimes, freaks add you.

gpigz09 — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:16:43 +0000

Here it is. Some weirdo added me on MSN even though I had no idea who she was… I was pretty damn sure “she”‘s just computer generated but it still disturbs me that zombie emails or whatevers are so prevalent.

KaroleDayleyoajha@hotmail.com says:
*soo you busy?
|Guineapigz|            says:
*uh… sry who are you?
KaroleDayleyoajha@hotmail.com says:
*well, before i tell you exactly who I am..I want to show you, will u watch my cam show?? I think you’ll be very surprised at what your about to see lol
|Guineapigz|            says:
*wthe?
KaroleDayleyoajha@hotmail.com says:
*hi….there???
|Guineapigz|            says:
*ya?
KaroleDayleyoajha@hotmail.com says:
*Have we spoke before??
|Guineapigz|            says:
*no
KaroleDayleyoajha@hotmail.com says:
*ohh k … well ur single male right lol??
|Guineapigz|            says:
*yea..
KaroleDayleyoajha@hotmail.com says:
*Soo i’ve been a little busy with work, just got home i’m kinda feeling a little naughty lol..u?
|Guineapigz|            says:
*k no thanks. sry.
KaroleDayleyoajha@hotmail.com says:
*lame… no wonder ur single…

Uh huh [I'm probably an idiot myself for replying after "hi there"]. Anyways people just be sure of who you’re adding coz you’ll end up either with a non-human account or a desperate cheap slut looking for sex or something.

ANYWAYZ. Did some photoshopping and found out I’m not half bad at it! *cue, look at my eyes*

Well, colored contacts is ♥ but the latter is as close as they get to caucasian eyes!!

I’m so diligent!!

gpigz09 — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:37:02 +0000

If I’m not wrong, I’ll get to come back every day for NS… obviously that gets boring so the usually-hardworking me has logically formulated a plan.

-make up my mind on the fucking course and country
-play air hockey [after buying, not the creative DIY marble one ]
-if choice aforementioned is civil engineering, study time!!
-read [god I've yet to touch a book since... better not reveal ]
-a few small surgeries to better my life and better my looks [hopefully!]
-driving lessons till I think I can pass the test

Air hockey!!

gpigz09 — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:25:43 +0000

Woohoo.I’m.gonna.have.so.much.fun.I.shall.be.an.air.hockey.championz.lolz

I must stop procrastinating. I’ve to start caphunting lest I lose track of time!!

But we crashed and burned, somewhere we missed our turn…

gpigz09 — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:57:23 +0000

LOL@Sugababes 14-43!! WTF!? Are we still talking about the same group which crafted the amazing Taller In More Ways and Change albums???

I bet my hair it’s outta the top 75 or my dick it’s outta the top 100 next week!!

Enlisting on April 19, with only 5.5 days BMT!! SUCK IT UP LOSERS!! LOL.

I’m warning you..

gpigz09 — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:07:44 +0000

If it fucking rains on Sat, I’m gonna kick your fucking ass stupid celestial being!! But please, don’t make it scorching hot. Windy day, kayz?

Anywayz, watched How to train your dragon. Damn cute film!! Also got my hair cut which I fucking regret!! My asian roots are literally manifesting themselves in a splotchy fashion and it looks dreadful. Well it’s fine, but I think there’s nothing great about the peek-a-boo-black-below-blonde look…

A maudlin tune

gpigz09 — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:27:01 +0000

Normally I can’t really stand slow+sappy songs, but All The Times I Cried by Sharleen Spiteri is quite calming.

Living up to the caption also is Sugababes’s latest album Sweet 7, debuting at 14 [GASP!] with sales of 11k or sth. Oh.my.god. That’s even worse than Wordshaker by The Satz which I felt particularly upset becoz I <3 them and it's an amazing album.

I can't help but feel very sad for Sugababes even though I'm not a fan of theirs. I guess this is it. Seriously horrendous attempt. Guess this is what happens when you end up being sort of a discount Beyonce-Rihanna-Lady Gaga all at once, losing everything unique about your group in the first place.

Rain, piss off!!

gpigz09 — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 07:25:11 +0000

Every day!! Wtf. I wanna go to the Universal theme park. Either alone or with people who actually dare to go on 90% of the rides [the 10% being those roundabout-giddy-types]. I’d probably end up alone, need to mull over certain things.

I figured as much as I <3 Cheryl, ultimately I may not go the UK simply becoz of the horrendous climate there!! Besides, Cheryl’s probably headed to the US for some time to forget about Asslee’s trysts with all those sluts and I don’t wanna go to the US. Guess this leaves Australia…

I realize I’m damn lucky; I can get away scoring all sorts of shiz for A levels and still earn about [censored] $$ annually. It’s wrong to assume money can’t buy happiness. If I decide to go Civil Engineering, I’ll have all the cash I want to adopt a zillion pets and donate profusely to animal foundations. I can probably go abroad all the time to photograph wildlife or whateverz, the choice is infinite. Yet, if I decide to pursue my passion, I’ll probably be poor, only getting to partake in a few more leisurely activities not already aforementioned. Besides, passion can be cultivated, I think.

I’m currently very inclined to go to the University of Melbourne. Breathtaking skyline, pleasant climate, proximity to coast, PE-board approved for job takeover.. what’s there not to love?

So back to the theme park. I WANNA GO I WANNA GO STOP RAINING STUPID DAMNED SKY!!

This place

gpigz09 — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:40:40 +0000

Probably too long a hiatus, but blogging isn’t really about readers so yepp.

Much has changed since I left school [obviously]. Apart from being utterly clueless about just about everything I learned, I’ve…

1) Ditched my shitty natural hair for a dark ash blonde which I totally love!! Eh dyed myself de, imba right?? Anywayz this is damn tame I mean I’ve a friend who’s now a proud owner of pink and green hair, along with piercings.^^

2) Colored contacts!!

3) NEARLY [but didn't, becoz makeup of any sort worsens acne] went to Sephora Urban Decay to get eyeliners and eyeshadow to pull a Ke$ha, with vehement protests from parents and others [it's gay!! Blah blah 变态!!].

4) Considered the possibility of NOT taking over my dad’s position. Yeah it’s $_$ but do I really wanna be practising physics till I die!?!?

5) Passed BTT and FTT and into the 6th or so driving lesson. Instructor’s not too stern, but damn finicky about all the stupid rules. Seriously, look mirror slow down fuck, I can handle it thank you very much.

6) Watched tons of flicks, literally. Could probably spoil anyone now

7) Become mellower in temperament as compared to before.

Ahh I love my contacts so much. They’ve literally added color to my life!!

Warm hazel and cool green =))) I still think I look silly in photos but whatever.

Repository

gpigz09 — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:50:23 +0000

Sometimes, I really don’t know who I’m blogging to or what I’m blogging for. Besides, I’m probably going to NS soon [will know on 28th] and probably can’t be arsed about this then after a week of drudgery.

So I guess that’s it? I’ll leave it as such, with certain important memories captured here. Good luck to everyone, merry christmas, and happy new year in advance. All the best to everyone in terms of their future pursuits.

Resolutions for the new year [and the many years] to come:

1 ) Will be a nicer person

2 ) Will not offend any NS leaders or whatever fuck they’re called

3 ) Will get my hair dyed light brown [obviously after NS only], wear blue contacts, be a proud owner of a tattoo [probably I <3 Cheryl] and get a nosejob

4 ) Hopefully end up with a job I both ♥ and able to let me have a life status quo

5 ) Meet The Satz, Girls Aloud, Cheryl Cole, Paris Hilton and Vanessa Carlton [my life would be completed then LOL]

6 ) Learn to cook well

7 ) Be filial

8 ) Find more friends, which is obviously difficult seeing how that means I’ve got only annoying NS dudes to choose from

9 ) ♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥♠♣♦♥ censored =)))

10 ) Fulfill the aforementioned.

Yeah, so cya.

R.I.P

gpigz09 — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:03:00 +0000

Brittany Murphy’s so cute and talented!! Can’t believe she’s gone so soon, I mean, so many other people could die instead!!

Avatar

gpigz09 — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:07:35 +0000

Imba nice flick!! Well, you’d not expect any less from the director of Titanic after all. If you don’t catch it, you don’t know what you’re missing out on!!

=)

gpigz09 — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:29:41 +0000

China was hell lotta fun, but I really can’t be arsed to blog about it. Came back to 3 Words and Wordshaker delivered, damn happy =)))

Even though I didn’t get to DotA at all in China, I’m quite sick of it. Probably shall go out more often. Shall randomly buy stuff next few days coz I’ve been a thrifty little boy!!

Also, thank you Xi Wen for that very enlightening email, I’m so fucking glad I don’t ever need to care about that again!!

All I get is my echo, echo, echo!!

gpigz09 — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:34:51 +0000

Off to China!! Heard this time it’s much colder [4 to 7 degree celsius on average] so I probably can’t wear just short-sleeved T-shirts and shorts!! =(((

New single for Girls Can’t Catch whose album’s out next year, damn catchy chorus:

Shall.shop.for.jeans

gpigz09 — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:09:40 +0000

In China!! Well, there’s this damn fancy store near my house there which sells predominantly jeans, so why not?

Dyeing my hair there too, thanks to defective products. Misleading is a better term actually. Apparently, those fancy-shmancy blonde locks showcased on the dyeing kit are only attainable if you have already medium brown color onwards. In the end, on my dark dark darkest brown hair, it lightened ever so imperceptibly to dark brown. Woohoo. Stupid asian hair!! =(((

Was coerced by my parents to sign up for the theory test for driving as soon as possible. I’ve heard everyone passes this on their maiden attempt, so I’ll be some noob if I don’t.

I’m majorly bored of DotA, which also means I’d better go out more often after returning from China.

I was about to get serviced [facial larhz] today but then the lady told me it’s pointless to have it done right before a vacation coz the airplane’s aridity and some other ozone thingy will cause a breakout, rendering it useless. I was impressed by her expertise UNTIL…

“You know, I’d such problems before. You should swallow pearl powder everyday twice and I promise you your condition will improve.”

Uhm, no. Calcium carbonate, the mystical compound that heals?? Might as well start eating rhino horns… Besides, 8 pearls cost 28 dollars. Wtfuckz.

Praying hard that Ego saves Wordshaker, or this might be the last of The Satz. I’m hoping the record company realizes the indeterminate label of success just basing it on their sophomore album. Give them time, please.

Twilight

gpigz09 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:29:43 +0000

It was totally awesome and actually, offers guys a valid reason to watch it other than seeing those werewolf-dudes’ abs.

Seoul garden, I must say, tastes like shit!! I guess everything tastes great when you were young. =.=

And I’m utterly pissed off right now!! I’m holding either the Hokkien Mee or the blue coral bubble tea at fault!! In any case, turquoise fluid gushing out from where solids normally come out from is noteworthy.

Lately, I’ve been more irritable, and I blame the weather for that. I’m so exasperated by people not understanding how I feel.

And Amazon, could you be any slower in getting 3 Words and Wordshaker delivered?? HELLO?? Singaporean dude supporting British acts!! At least make it easier for me to do so =.=

HMV is total fuck!! If you don’t stash the aforementioned albums, you’re screwed.

想家

gpigz09 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:01:35 +0000

Sighz I really miss China a lot, planning to do many things this time there because I probably won’t get to go there for the next two years. =(((

In fact, after A’Levels, I’ll probably just game the 5 days away coz all the shopping/sight-seeing/Twilight/whateverz can be done in China. Also, my mum promised to bring us to visit our long-lost agrarian relatives slogging their pitiful asses off some two hour train ride from Chongqing which is so cool!! Besides, China’s like an acne cream of some sort, coz it’s so damn dry and frigid there!!

A pet peeve of mine is when people use the term “shopping” loosely, almost unabashedly. You don’t say “I’ve gone shopping!!” unless you did actually make a purchase of any sort. Hell, you don’t even use it unless you bought items of significant value!! Most people mean WINDOW SHOPPING, a fucking big difference. What’s the point of traipsing from mall to mall when you aren’t gonna buy anything?? Stupid.

Also, some people have this holier-than-thou mentality which annoys the fuck out of me. Get real, dumbfucks.

As I’ve rightly guessed, Leona’s sophomore album offers a cornucopia of her histrionic musical endeavors but lacks essentially any Spirit. Not that the latter’s better; in fact, this is an improvement already. Thing is, everyone’s aware of Leona’s vocal prowess, but she’ll always come across as a discount Mariah Carey, so I say, turn down the melisma and inject some charisma. On the other hand, Outta My Head [only non-ballad] is every bit the Stand Up in Cheryl’s 3 Words and that’s obviously great. Here, expect no less than a contemptuous chuckle in realization of its namesake in Ashley Simpson’s Bittersweet World [go listen both if you don't get it ]. Finally, wtfuck with this shitty album cover!?!?

3 words

gpigz09 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:31:21 +0000

Cheryl’s second single out!! My second favorite song of the album!!

On an unrelated note, to anyone who has added me as a friend on Facebook, I’ll not accept any, simply because I only opened an account back then to “spy” on some people’s pics but now that the software’s taken down, there’s no use for Facebook [what, facebook games? =.=]. Just to clarify in case people think I’m a discourteous bastard.

And, buy Cheryl’s album!! Support her. If you do that I’ll totally kiss you. LOL okay I won’t, so buy it, pleeashh pleeashh pleeashh. ~~Else, FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE STUPID ASSHOLE!!~~ I think I’m head over heels in love with her, what with spamming this on every music blog I know…

Dumb fucks

gpigz09 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:31:14 +0000

So close to getting a snake, and then this:

So sick of Singapore and its fucking illogical restrictions =.=

A random post

gpigz09 — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:35:06 +0000

Sighz I’m fucking ignorant when it comes to computer stuff, how the fuck am I supposed to know which lappy to buy!?!? I’ve read Toshiba laptops are very durable, wonder if it’s true.

I’m fucking pissed off that FANS of Cheryl have taken to the media to rant about their disapproval of her advertising for Loreal shampoo simply because she has hair extensions. Fuck. Since when did advertisements become real?? Also, her luscious locks could have come about as a result of prolonged shampooing of her extensions [which is real human hair, in her case] so what’s the big deal?? It’s flagrantly a moment of bitterness let slip; these “fans” just can’t swallow the fact she’s earning hot bucks for false advertising. Whatever, major losers!!

So hot!! What’s there to complain? =.=

Also, I’m baffled as to why my mum does not give me permission to get a nose job. It’s a damn safe procedure, so many people have done it!! Why must I be denied the rights to have a chiseled nose?? This is so unfair. I don’t wanna have to go to Cheryl’s fan signing looking like that next time.

I hate it when people think studying overseas is a matter of $$. Why do I say that? Well, if your parents really care about you that much, to begin with, they should have saved enough to get you to go to the country you like. Else, they probably don’t care too much about you, huh? Hell, I’ll probably have to mow lawns for some locals there to earn the extra money to watch Girls Aloud/The Satz/Cheryl.

On an unrelated note, my mum bought a lot of stuff and kinda got this exercise ball free. So now, we kinda have like two of them, BFF ftw [ball friends forever]. Meet the blue dude!!

I have two balls!! =)

Tik Tok

gpigz09 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:31:32 +0000

Imba song!!

Ke$ha

It’s ending soon!!

gpigz09 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:48:43 +0000

I.want.dota.I.miss.China.

Things to buy after this:

Laptop [about time, I need a form of portable privacy^^]
3 Words and Wordshaker
new clothes, though I probably can’t be arsed to go shopping
Twilight tix [alone, with guys = gay, with gals = dating, damn retarded]
A car!! Nah, 学了再说.
A cap/beanie/beret/wig

This nonsense has been dragging on for so fucking long and it’s damn tiring!!

Anywayz, the mere thought that I won’t have to see some people anymore is so refreshing, just hoping I won’t have to meet them in NS. I’m kinda like officially friendless, lol, coz just about everyone annoys me till no end. But it’s fine, coz I’m contented with my life and I don’t see the need for assholes to fuck it up with theirs. In simpler terms, I couldn’t care less if they die.

I’m fucking sick of eating out every now and then. Why can’t my parents understand that I don’t wanna eat “fancy” food, go fine-dining, go some 6-star buffet shitz, go damn exorbitant restaurants and just wanna eat Macdonalds and Pastamania? Also, the service is atrocious. Singapore is a pleasing place; it’s just that its stupid inhabitants fuck it up all the time. Just yesterday, at the Long Beach seafood restaurant [you know, the place that displays all those sea critters live in tanks], a fucking bitch attending to our table just couldn’t SHUT THE FUCK UP. Seriously. My bro and I wanted to order a large sambal kang kong, and presto! Smart bitch chips in with her own unappreciated opinion that we should have a small one instead coz “这边的分量很大.” YAR RIGHT, 大 FOR YOU PERHAPS TRASH-EATING BEGGAR!! Moron. Then we wanted to order a geoduck. We told her that we wanted it fried with XO sauce, and she just couldn’t keep her fucking trap shut!! She promptly suggested we eat it as sashimi coz it’s delicious that way and convinced my parents. MY FUCKING ASS!! JUST BECAUSE YOU EAT UNCOOKED FOOD TO SAVE FUEL CASH DOESN’T MEAN WE HAVE TO, FUCKING POOR WAITRESS!! What the fuck larhz, just can’t shut her cb mouth, suggest this suggest that, go be prostitute larhz, talk so much cock might as well suck one!!

I was so irate after that and so I asked my parents why her opinions are being treated above ours. They told us it’s more polite to do it her way coz she should have more experience about the food there. Whatever! As far as I’m concerned, I pay, you TAKE ORDERS, which also means, speak comprehensibly and ask for orders, jot down properly and FUCK OFF. Pathetic service! Might as well go die. And I thought those grimy old fucks at fast food restaurants were already the limit!!

Biased data

gpigz09 — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:10:19 +0000

Me: [sees its high play count on iTunes, plays the song again]

……After 3 mins plus……

Me: [smiles satisfactorily upon seeing it rise by one]

Anyways, I really gotta learn how to sing. In fact, my bro’s rather adept at it now after months of youtube/torrented guides and practice. Gotta ask him for those stuff. I wanna be able to croon like Girls Aloud and The Satz!!

I think, as a guy who’s really into girl groups, it’s often awkward and confounding trying to relate to their songs. Also, I’m kinda into UK pop now, so this limits my choice further. The music industry is damn sexist. Why the fuck are there so many untalented dickheads manifested as hordes of guy bands when there’s nary a girl group around!?!? I bet there’s only 1 girl group for every 50 boy band, what the fuck larhz. Worse still, they’re always unfairly accused of being dreadful singers/dancing bimbos/sluts!! Like, whatever, they probably have more talent in an ounce of their cleavage than any of those boorish boy bands.

Boy bands are mostly culpable of these:

-bunch of poseurs trying to act all emo
-idiots who supposedly sing with conviction, actually just shouting/pulling expressive faces on music videos
-sound exactly like each other, polluting MTV with mediocrity and generic junk
-think music’s just about ~~sexually abusing~~ pounding relentlessly on stupid instruments
-think highly of their vocals/live performances

What a joke. We probably all just need a few unique-sounding guy bands, Green Day, Muse… actually, period.

Dear neighbor…

gpigz09 — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 04:49:27 +0000

I know you’re damn fucking rich, no need to be so blatantly profligate.

Why I fucking hate you:

1) Cutting marble all day long, what are you, some sort of marble emporium!?!? Might as well make the whole house out of marble, dumbass. And don’t even get me started about the plethora of glass, no thanks, I don’t wanna see your wife having sex with you!!

2) Are you fucking kidding me, a whole year of jarring construction noises, even as I’m taking my A’Levels. I swear, when your fucking three hellspawns grow up, I’ll find a way to disturb them!!

3) I know your stupid modern theme means the world to you, but, FUCKING.GROW.A.PLANT!! It’s fucking unfair our palm trees provide your sweltering greenhouse with shade FOR FREE.

4) HAHAHA how sharp. The government circumscribes the area of a landed property to only a percentage of the total land so you’ve smartly decided to divide your house into two squares with a thin connecting strip in the middle so as to make it appear larger. Guess what, now you have a hell lot less privacy, moron.

5) Who the fuck orders three colossal pillars for his car shelter, only to realize they’re wayyy too big and his car won’t be able to fit in!?!? Idiocy to the max.

6) So much for all those, you’re fucking gross. Hell, I thought some shabby China construction worker snitched your Ferrari for a spin!!
And your wife, LOL. You’d think she could at least not look so hideously haggard with all that money…

7) The specular gleaming of your stupid greenhouse [ha, how ironic] hurts my eyes so bad; just hoping someone will smash all that fucking glass!!

Trust me, you’d be this pissed off had you been the one having to sit through all these for a year and more!!

LOL @ myself

gpigz09 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:46:52 +0000

“Gor gor, can I borrow a book?”

“Which one, I-robot?”

“No, the one behind, Tell Me How.”

[passes maid the book, laughs sheepishly]

And here I am, surfing forums, checking buzzjack for midweek positions, reading about how some people wanna sock Vanessa and Frankie during their live performances with The Satz…

GG. And now I’m gonna watch my bro dota =.=

<3 Una. Not nearly as much as Cheryl, but, wow… her eyes, especially…

Will these two just get divorced!?!?

gpigz09 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:12:34 +0000

First it was Cheryl not wearing her wedding ring two weeks in a row for X-Factor; following that, she revealed how she trusts her dog more than Ashley. =.=

Then it’s Ashley and his constant asscrap worth of support given to Cheryl i.e. being jealous of her success and this: “London, November 16 : English soccer star Ashley Cole chose to watch football instead of reality show ‘The X-Factor,’ in which his wife Cheryl appears as a judge, it has emerged.”, and that’s not even mentioning his affair with those random cheap whores…

Are you fucking kidding me? Cheryl doesn’t need him and vice versa. They’re better off WITHOUT each other. In any case, Cheryl overtaking Victoria ~~the sour cow~~ as the top-earning WAG this year means she’s totally ready to rein her own life. Also, divorce = millions for her^^

Ego!!

gpigz09 — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:37:51 +0000

Second single from The Satz’s Wordshaker, love the song, love the video even more:

=)

gpigz09 — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:59:42 +0000

Lets see…

half of A’Levels left, woohoo
can burn math notes!!
last few days in this fucking place called HCI
China!! Sighz I miss my hometown…
DotA!! And Vengeful Spirit can talk now!!
Buy 3 Words and Wordshaker!! Go go gals, you can do it!!
Crew cut!! HAHA but okay larhz, I mean, I’m even starting to think I look better with short haircuts ^_^
the thought that I don’t need to see some people EVER again!!

Arghhz just can’t wait no longer!!

P.S 3 Words has such a sick pounding beat!! Totally head over heels in love with it, can’t believe how much I hated it at first XD